It has been quite a while since I last shared some “quotable quotes”. For a change from the serious stuff, I thought it would be refreshing to start off triggering the jovial vein in us first. Let me now recite to you some humorous puns which I picked up from posters displayed on the walls of a pub n’ grill outlet. Here goes………

 

 

^ My dear wife ran away with my best drinking partner……….God, do I miss him!

^ The best way to avoid hangovers………stay drunk.

^ Who says I got a drinking problem? I drink, I get drunk, I fall asleep – no problems.

^ Confucius said: Seventy-year-old man marrying a 25-year-old pretty woman….. is like buying a new great  book for another man to read.

^ Ideal husband is one who doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t’ party around, doesn’t flirt……..and doesn’t exist.

^ There are more old  “practicing” drunkards than old practicing doctors. Change your ambition to be a drunkard.

^ Written note in fainted drinker’s shirt pocket: I am an alcoholic. In case of emergency, get me a beer!

^ Drinker puts advertisement in a newspaper:  Bottoms up beer drinker seeks a perfect partner. To apply, please send photo of bottom.

Now, let’s look at some meaningful quotes………..

# If you want to start doing something new, you have to stop doing something old.

# If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.

# Money may not, status may not; but it’s by leaving a legacy behind for the benefit of others that will bring you lasting satisfaction.

# In “silent” office politics, you should……….

Observe more, listen more, gather more (materials for your reference file), speak less, involve less (matters not within your job scope). But when there’s a right opportunity to do so, fan hard to stir an unprecedented breeze that wakes up other people in the office.

# Only when knowledge is fully contemplated and reflected upon can it become your wisdom.

# A kind word is like a perfume; if we spray it on others, a couple of drops will stay in us.

# The more you want to be independent, the more you will desperately need to depend on somebody, someday in your life. Question is, who will be there out for you to depend on at that  time of need?

# How to build self-confidence? Take the challenge to expose yourself to trials, adversities and tribulations, and learn from them.

# Reciprocity is the pivot for effective work.

The end.